I've been struggling with this for a while...
I'm not really sure if I should blurt it out on here...
I mean, I know it's not cool, but I feel it is time to face facts.
I love cheesy pop!
So Saturday evening's Eurovision Song Contest was a must-watch. Miss U-t-B and I sat down and enjoyed it together (Mr U-t-B being away at the moment), revelling in the whole spectacle and the special touch that only Graham Norton could bring to proceedings.
Come the voting, once it was blatantly obvious that this was not the year when the UK would do well again, we were rooting for this chap, Gianluca, the singing doctor from Malta.
A song that manages to combine a ukulele, an irresitably upbeat tempo, a catchy refrain and the lyrics 'risk assessment's his investment' should, in my opinion, have won Malta their first Eurovision crown!