With a very limited time to spare this evening, a quick update on the MI5 story.
Miss U-t-B enjoyed her Russian lesson and now has a smattering of useful phrases. She wants to learn Finnish and Japanese at university.
When Mr U-t-B asked her what else happened, she said,
'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!'
She is currently out. Allegedly with her sister, on a mission to Farnborough Gate, to see a Mr R McDonald. Should I be concerned?